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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Whatchu' Gonna Do?

"You can't tell a lie, which sometimes makes me want to cry because then you would get in far less trouble"
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Dear Princess Celestia,

Please give me a moment while I address an issue here that is going out of hand and that would definitely need your attention. I'm sorry I haven't been writing to you much lately. I'll try to keep up.

Your Faithful Student,
Daniel Anthony

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Ladies and Gentlemen, please direct your attention to this post:
http://prpltnkr.tumblr.com/post/32769821751/cgslander

Now I'm definitely someone who engages in a lot of idle gossip. I talk a lot of nonsense out there but here's one thing: I know when to be serious.

As some of you know, a brony convention called Canterlot Gar\dens took place over the weekend. The panels were awesome (I wasn't there but I was watching an online stream all the way on the other side of the world). I fell in love with Andrew WK, learned a lot from the Everfree Radio staffers and saw some of the best bronies alive. Heck, I would give my leg up to party next to people like Silva Hound!

However, there is always a bad side to events and I do not want to miss it. Life's sad and I've become pessimistic like hell.

Simultaneously, there was a little event over the weekend called Tink in a Box done by Purple Tinker (purpletinker.com/TinkInABox), the founder of BroNYCon, the world's biggest and most successful Brony convention. Being a transsexual, she put herself through a gruelling 72 hours of isolation with nothing but food, water, books and a camera looking at her and broadcasting what she was up to (unless she's attending to her sanitary needs. Let's not go there.)

But then, "horror" struck at Canterlot Gardens. Somepony suddenly, out of nowhere accused PT of being at the convention in possession of a knife and high on methamphetamine. Not only that, information went bouncing around that she was arrested after trying to murder a musician she's not on good grounds with.

Quick question, sir, how did this happen when she locked herself in her room under the supervision of THE OPEN INTERNET throughout the entire duration of the con?

And better yet, why am I talking about this?

PT is a technological genius and before she entered the box, she set up a system where her computer would be constantly monitoring her and streaming over the internet. Not only that, there would be a set of speakers in the room that would read out the names of those who pledged towards the Tink In A Box as they happen.

It so happened that I'm a genius too. Overexcited little me donated BEFORE the whole thing started. Right after I hit "Confirm" I heard my name (a little on the loud side) coming from the speakers, and you should have seen the look on my face when I realized that I just had that read to an empty room.

So after PT got in I sat around with the stream open and she spoke to whoever was watching, just quickly briefing us on the whole thing and how it works before she went to lie down. It was by a stroke of luck that I didn't close that tab. The audio was still playing softly in the background.

Moments later, she got up and asked "Hey you who donated that five dollars, can you increase it to five dollars and one cent? I wanna test the speakers."

I got right to it. The odds were in my favour that evening. So after hitting the pledge button I heard it again. "DANIEL JEYACHRISTI ANTHONY", right from the speakers.

So to those of you who are still insisting that Tink in a Box was a fake, try debunking this:


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Her stream is recall enabled and you can re-watch the videos of the whole event. Just hit up twitch.tv/theoldgreymare or justin.tv/theoldgreymare. It's all there.

In all seriousness, don't lie. If you know me personally you know that I can't tell a lie. It shows on my face. I think even a blind man can tell if I'm lying and I'm proud that I have this gift. There's no reason to lie. Really, it'll only lead YOU into more trouble. Lies are usually covered up with lies and yup, the grave will just get deeper.

Love,
D.A.niel

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